What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!
Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the shit out of their dogs!
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
(uhhhh....Yeah, I have the same feeling you are having! :-O)
Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
