What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
See you next period.
I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?
Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"
Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."
How are fat chicks like a moped?
They may be fun to ride if you got nothin' better, but you wouldn't want your friends to find out.
