What do you call a judge with no balls?
Justice Prick
Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)
What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.
Old Dick is no dope. Here's a piece of advice you should always follow: Whenever you have a one night stand, always use protection -- a fake name and a fake number.
