What do you call a judge with no balls?
Justice Prick
Two Syrian hookers were talking about their problems. One said: "With the Russians jumping into this war we've got soldiers lined up around the block. I need a break!"
Her girlfriend agreed: "Yeah... I think we need to declare a no fly zone."
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
