What do you call a judge with no balls?
Justice Prick
You know what happens when you stop believing in Santa Claus?
You start getting clothes for Christmas.
A guy visits a psychiatrist and lies on the couch. The doc asks: "What's your problem?"
The guy tells him, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat fuck?"
What's the difference between pink and purple?
The grip!
