For Biology or Sex Ed?

A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.

Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."

Judge Calloway's court docket was too full.

So he knocked the sodomy charge down to "following too close."

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sister."

Santa Claus wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.

I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."

And that's when the fight started...