What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.
Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.
What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Justin!
What do you call a guy with a giant dick?
Phil!
What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.
Darling.
