What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
How many Freudian psychaitrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis. Ladder! I meant ladder.
We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
