What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Valentines Day is going to be great! I'm guaranteed to fuck my wife up the ass tonight.
She's dyslexic and thinks it's Vaseline Day.
You don't have to vaccinate all your children.
Just the ones you want to keep.
What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
