What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.
Darling.
What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?
"He must be really blind."
It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.
I have enough restraining orders already.
Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?
You could easily fit another pair of tits there!
