What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.
Darling.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?
They both don't exist!
World population has become a big problem. Experts say every 4 seconds a woman gives birth to another baby.
Our problem? We have to find this woman and stop her.
