What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.
Darling.
The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.
Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?
He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
