What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
I was visiting New York City recently and had to ask for directions. I went over to a random guy on the street and asked for his help.
Right away he told me, "Sure, head down 42nd street and take a left at the corner of get a map and fuck you!"
Gee, New Yorkers are so friendly...
How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
