What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar after an interfaith convention.
The Jew, bragging about his virility said, "I have four sons, one more and I’ll have a basketball team!"
The Catholic pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That’s nothing, I have 10 sons, one more and I’ll have a football team."
To which the Mormon replied, "You guys don't have a clue. I have 17 wives, one more and I’ll have a golf course!"
I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.
Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
