Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.
Two gals were shopping at the supermarket. The first one grabs a good sized potato in each hand and says, "These remind me of my husband's balls."
Her friend looked impressed and replied, "That big, huh?"
"Nope," was the response, "That dirty."
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?
A widower.
