Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.
A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."
Can't wait to go to the convention for women with no legs. I heard the place was crawling with pussy!
What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.