Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.
I was visiting New York City recently and had to ask for directions. I went over to a random guy on the street and asked for his help.
Right away he told me, "Sure, head down 42nd street and take a left at the corner of get a map and fuck you!"
Gee, New Yorkers are so friendly...
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
