Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.
Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?
By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Teacher: Who knows the inventor of the car air conditioner?
Little Johnny: 3 Jewish guys. Hi, Norm and Max.
What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After two years, the job still sucks.
