Things Are Tough All Over

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.

She came home with a red snapper.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

A pilot you racist bastard.

What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!