Things Are Tough All Over

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

What's the difference between pussy & pot?

If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.

A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!"

Doc: "That's because we amputated your arms."

The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.