Those Red Heads

Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Why can't Barbie get pregnant?

Because Ken comes in a different box.

My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."

I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."

And that's when the fight started...

Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.