Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...
Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?
So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.