Those Red Heads

Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?

The white parts are the best.

Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.