Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?
Blew 'em all.
Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"
"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"
Wife to her husband in frustration: "Get the fuck out." Then, as he's leaving, she adds, "I hope you die a slow painful death."
He turns back to her and says, "So now you want me to stay?"
And that's when the REAL fight started...
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
