Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?
Blew 'em all.
What's a Turkeys favorite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?
She just kinda lays there.
The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
