What's a Turkeys favorite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
Husband says to his wife, "Here's 2 aspirin & a glass of water for your headache."
"I don't have a headache." His wife tells him
"Good. Now strip. We're fucking."
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
What would you call a woman who goes out with You?
Desperate!
Happy Valentines Day!
