What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
How do you stop a clown from smiling?
Shoot him in the face!
What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
