What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.
My contribution to poetry & truth:
Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.
Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.
Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.
The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.