What would you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a box with his arms and legs?
Kit.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something that small?"
Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.
A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"
She says: "Because I miss mine."
