We Do It Every Year

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Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.

As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.

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Runs In The Family

Cop stops a young prostitute on the street & asks: "What would your mother say if she saw you out hooking?"

"She'd be pissed as hell... this is her corner!"

Let Me Introduce You To

What did one whore's knee say to the other?

Nothing... they never met.

Sometimes You Need A Break In The Action

Two Syrian hookers were talking about their problems. One said: "With the Russians jumping into this war we've got soldiers lined up around the block. I need a break!"

Her girlfriend agreed: "Yeah... I think we need to declare a no fly zone."