Come Early For The Sale

Nacho comes before a judge. The judge asks: "Why're you here?" Nacho tells him: "I'm accused of starting my Xmas shopping early."

The judge says, "That's not a crime. How early did you start?"

Nacho says, "Before the store opened."

Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?

You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?

So men can understand them.