What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?
A virgin.
Why was the nearsighted fly starving?
He couldn't see shit.
My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.
The day before Valentine's day I was looking for the perfect card for my wife when I saw something strange.
On the front of one of the cards it said, "I love you and only you."
By itself it may not sound strange, but this was a package of 20 cards.