What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?
Call her a cab ... her job is done.
Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"
He said, "Everybody."
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"
She says, "What's that?"
He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."
