Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
So you know if you're cumming or going!
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
Shoot him again.
My wife was on the rag and really acting like a pain in the ass. So I figured I throw some gas on the fire and told her: "I figured out why they call it PMS... Mad Cow Disease was already taken!"
And that's when the fight started...
