What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?
Lucky!
Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.
No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.
Guy tells his buddy: "I think I've become di-sexual."
Friend asks: "Di-sexual? What the hell is that?"
Guy says: "If I don't get me some pussy pretty soon... I'm gonna kill myself."
If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?
The swallow.
