What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Justin!
What do you call a guy with a giant dick?
Phil!
My wife and I were discussing the news. I said: "What's the big deal about same-sex marriage?"
She said: "You're right. We've been married for years, and we keep having the same lousy sex."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?
You at least take the trash out once a week.
A drunk walking home one night staggers into a tree. He backs up, takes a step, and runs into the tree again.
Two more times he bumps into the tree, then curses: "Great. I shoulda been home 2 hours ago, and here I am lost in the damn forest."
