Why do women wear black underwear?
They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!
How's broccoli like anal sex?
If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.
