Why do women wear black underwear?
They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.
I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And that's when the fight started...
The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."
The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"
So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."
How do men sort out their laundry?
Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
