What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!
You don't have to vaccinate all your children.
Just the ones you want to keep.
You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.
The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "
"Getting my date drunk."
