What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!
Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?
The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!
Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
What does it mean when your wife is lying in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
