How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.
An accordion player and a banjo player are hired to play together on New Year's Eve.
At the end of the party, the guy who hired them says, "You guys were great. You want to play for me again next New Year's Eve?"
The banjo player says, "Sure. Can we leave our stuff?"
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
