How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?
Marry her.
A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
Women fake orgasms to have relationships
Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
What's the job application at Hooters?
They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."
