What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?
Call her a cab ... her job is done.
The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
A guy was complaining to his buddy: "Man, I had it all - money, a big house, a luxury car, and most of all the love of a beautiful woman. And then POOF... just like that it was gone!"
'What happened?' asked his friend.
"My wife found out..."
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.
