What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?
Call her a cab ... her job is done.
2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.
What's it mean when two lesbians make love?
It doesn't mean dick.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
