I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
A drunk calls the police, and says, "They stole my dashboard, they stole my steering wheel, they stole my brake pedal, they even stole my gas pedal..."
Then, before the cops can ask where he is, he says, "Hey, never mind, I'm in the back seat."
I've found that most younger women make a lot of noise in the bedroom.
Guess they're not expecting to see anyone outside their window.
