Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
Seizure Salad.
Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
