Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?
When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.
