Never Take Candy From A Stranger

A guy pulls up to a little girl playing on the sidewalk and says, "Hey, little girl, want a lollipop?"

The girls says "My mommy told me not to take candy from strangers. But if you give me twenty bucks, I'll suck your dick."

Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?

Sperm is handmade.

A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.

The wife cries because it's over.

And the husband smiles because it happened.

Sally: "Let's play house."

Little Johnny: "What do I do?"

Sally: "Communicate your feelings."

Johnny: "How do I do that?"

Sally: "Perfect. You can be the husband!"