Love Those Easter Eggs

Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?

He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)

A midget whips out his two-foot dick.

The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."

"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."

What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence!