What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
Two rednecks are out fishing. The first one asks: "If I go to your house and fuck your wife and get her pregnant and she has a kid, would that make us kinfolk?"
The friend says: "Nope. That'd make us about even."
Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.
Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.
What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?
You can't get either of them at home.