What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
You know old Dick tries to stay pretty busy. Last week I did a benefit for the "Tempura House"... that's a shelter for lightly battered women.
How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.
So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"
And that's when the fight started...
