What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.
What happened to the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind the bus.
