What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
After a night of drinking, drugs and wild sex, I woke up to find myself next to a really ugly woman.
That's when I realized I made it home safely.
Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
My wife was curious. She asked: "When do married men stop jerking off?"
I told her: "When they get divorced."
And that's when the fight started...
