How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
In college I wanted to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
A man walks into the kitchen and finds his wife boiling eggs. She looks at him passionately, lays on the counter, and says, "Make love to me Randy!"
Not wanting to lose the chance he embraces her quickly and they make passionate love.
When they are finished he asks her, "What was that about?"
She replies, "The egg timer was broken."
