What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?
"He must be really blind."
A wife tells her husband: "I have good news & bad news." The husband says: "Just give me the good news."
The wife: "The paperboy isn't sterile."
What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
The captain's log.
What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
One prick and it's all over.
