What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?
"He must be really blind."
I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
(Hope that one wasn't too bad!)
