Been A Long Time

I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.

What's a birth control pill?

That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.

What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?

Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!

Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"

I told her "Dust!"

And that's when the fight started...