Been A Long Time

I was thinking about when my girlfriend & I first met. I realized I've been going out with her for...

sex.

What's it mean when two lesbians make love?

It doesn't mean dick.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?

Take them off next time.