How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
I'm feeling a bit more mature these days so I wasn't embarrassed walking into the drug store to buy condoms. That is, until the woman behind the counter advised me, 'Save your money -- buy a lottery ticket.'
How do men sort out their laundry?
Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
Seizure Salad.
