How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?
You could easily fit another pair of tits there!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something that small?"
My wife and I were watching "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said: 'Do you want to have sex?
"'No!" she answered. Then I said: "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, and just said: "Yes."
So I said: "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
