How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"
So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."
And that's when the fight started...
Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.
Do you know what they sing?
I didn't think you did.
What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
