How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?
It's not hard.
Johnson finds wife in bed with a friend, shoots him.
"Keep behaving like that you'll lose all your friends." she snaps at him.
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between a husand and a wife?
Wives want to videotape the birth of their child. Husbands want to videotape the conception.
