What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something that small?"
Guy tells his buddy: "I think I've become di-sexual."
Friend asks: "Di-sexual? What the hell is that?"
Guy says: "If I don't get me some pussy pretty soon... I'm gonna kill myself."
What's the difference between a husand and a wife?
Wives want to videotape the birth of their child. Husbands want to videotape the conception.
Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.
