How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
What's white, smells, and is found in panties?
Clitty litter.
(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)
Dick's Advice: Best way to avoid an alcohol-related accident? Get so fucked up you can't find your car.
What's the difference between meat and chicken?
If you beat your chicken, it dies.
