How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Why's a sheep better than a woman?
A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
Maid: "I want a raise. I fuck better than you."
Wife: "My husband said that?"
"No, all the landscapers."
