How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
My wife and I were watching "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said: 'Do you want to have sex?
"'No!" she answered. Then I said: "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, and just said: "Yes."
So I said: "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
In college I wanted to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.
