How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
A guy in a bar stands up & says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up & says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."
