Depends On What You Call It

Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Little Johnny in the bathtub points at his dick: "Mommy, is my brain in there?"

"Not yet, sweetie."

What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.