Depends On What You Call It

Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?

Being a man.

A guy says, "For our Twentieth Anniversary, I'm taking my wife to Australia."

His friend says, "That's going to be tough to beat. What're you going to do for your Twenty-Fifth Anniversary?"

The first guy says, "I'm going to go back and get her."

A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.

The wife cries because it's over.

And the husband smiles because it happened.