When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?
When her moustache is on fire.
Before you have sex you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress by yourself.
The moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked.
What sexual position should a woman use to make an ugly kid?
Ask your Mom.
Toilet seat falls on kid's dick, runs to mom: Kiss it, make it better.
Mom: Every day more like your dad.
