When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?
When her moustache is on fire.
What's the difference between a husand and a wife?
Wives want to videotape the birth of their child. Husbands want to videotape the conception.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
Valentines Day is going to be great! I'm guaranteed to fuck my wife up the ass tonight.
She's dyslexic and thinks it's Vaseline Day.
