When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?
When her moustache is on fire.
A guy says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
The friend asks, “Why not?”
The guy tells him, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
Why was the nearsighted fly starving?
He couldn't see shit.
