How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.
What's the difference between meat and chicken?
If you beat your chicken, it dies.
So I was reading the paper the other day when I caught the headline: "Sex no more strenuous than golf, expert says"
What would we do without experts? But yeah... true... and for some guys sex is harder to get it in the hole!
Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
