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Walk Down The Aisle

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Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

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She looks at him and says "No..,. but I'll blow you for a microwave"

How To Really Tie One On

A string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry pal, we don't serve strings here."

So the string walks outside, ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back into the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."