Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?
He's probably home watching football or something.
I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"
She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."
And that's when the fight started...
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
