Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
