What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.
My wife sidled up to me last night and asked: "Would you like a little pussy?"
I said: "I sure would, 'cause yours is as big as a house!"
And that's when the fight started...
2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.
