What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.
For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.
An old couple sits down to breakfast on their Fiftieth Anniversary stark naked.
The wife says "Oh, Harold, this is just like fifty years ago...my breasts feel all warm and tingly..."
He says, "They ought to be, Gladys...one's hanging in your oatmeal and the other is in your coffee."
What would you call a dead prostitute?
Free.
