What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.
What is the difference between a phillip and a flathead?
Easy! I can't flathead her ass with my dick.