What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.
There was soup everywhere!
Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"
I told her "Dust!"
And that's when the fight started...
You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
