The Parade Route Is Safe

Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?

So she won't shit on the street during the parade.

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!

Nacho comes before a judge. The judge asks: "Why're you here?" Nacho tells him: "I'm accused of starting my Xmas shopping early."

The judge says, "That's not a crime. How early did you start?"

Nacho says, "Before the store opened."