What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?
Drool.
How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
An old guy visits a doctor. The doctor examines him and then sits down in the office for a consultation on his diagnosis.
"Well..." the doctor begins, "I'm sorry to have to tell you this... but you have cancer and you have Alzheimers."
The old guy looks at the doctor for a moment then says: "Thank god I don't have cancer."
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
"Honey, I'm home."
