How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?
He's still there.
My wife asked me to get her a watch for her birthday.
I told her, "What for...there's a clock on the stove!"
And that's when the fight started...
Man is incomplete until he’s married.
Then he’s finished.
It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.
I have enough restraining orders already.
