How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?
He's still there.
Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
Why can't lesbians adopt a child?
Because they don't serve minors to lickers.
If a guy opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of 1 thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
