What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?
"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."
"Was your car ride with Grandma fun?"
"No Grampa. We didn't see any assholes, dumb bastards or shitheads."
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Claus wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
See you next period.
