What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?
"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
My wife kinda had second thoughts about the first sex video I had talked her into making, so she said she wanted it back.
I said, "OK, but you'll have to pay twenty bucks, just like everybody else."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
