What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?
"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."
So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!
How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?
You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.
One night my wife tried to get a rise out of me and make me jealous. She asked: "Honey, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
I told her: "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
And that's when the fight started...
