Out For A Drive

"Was your car ride with Grandma fun?"

"No Grampa. We didn't see any assholes, dumb bastards or shitheads."

1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.

I wish I had parents like Dora.

They let that little bitch go everywhere.

How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.