Out For A Drive

"Was your car ride with Grandma fun?"

"No Grampa. We didn't see any assholes, dumb bastards or shitheads."

I ripped one watching the TV with my wife when she asked: "Why do men fart more than women?"

I told her: "'Cause women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure."

And that's when the fight started...

What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mother can't take a joke.

I wish I had parents like Dora.

They let that little bitch go everywhere.