I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
A guy was organizing his cards for Valentine's Day and realized he made a huge mistake!
"For fucks sake, what a mess to sort out. I can't believe I've mixed their Valentine's Day cards up.
The girlfriend now thinks I love her and the wife thinks I want to fuck her."
What would you call a woman who goes out with You?
Desperate!
Happy Valentines Day!
