What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
The phone rings and Mrs. Johnson answers. A voice breathing heavily on the other end says, "I bet you have a tight asshole with no hair."
She replies, "Yeah, he's watching TV. Who should I say is calling?"
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?
You could easily fit another pair of tits there!
