What would you call a woman who goes out with You?
Desperate!
Happy Valentines Day!
What's the difference between meat and chicken?
If you beat your chicken, it dies.
Why does a dog lick himself?
He can't make a fist.
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
